Food Weekend

It's been a long working week so after a well deserved lie in today, I'm going to be spend my Saturday and Sunday indulging my tastebuds with a plethora of treats. Firstly, poached eggs on toast and artichoke hearts. Larvely.

Chickens as models.

It's bad enough that they have to live in a tiny cage with hoards of other chickens during their sad little lives but featuring them in cheeky little cartoons on the shop's sign to tempt prospective customers to EAT them? That just gives me the eebie jeebies. Smiley, winking animals do not make me feel peckish for a meaty snack. If I feel in the mood for a steak, it's not because I've caught sight of a cartoon cow giving me an over the shoulder pose. And, similarly, whenever I do indulge in some greasy chicken wings, it's not because a chicken in sunglasses has made my stomach rumble with his cheeky smile and a friendly thumbs up. STOP IT.